Jim, what'd you do to your foot?
I had a few buddies over at my house last night for the Mavs' game. Jim Martin came over wearing a boot/cast on his right foot and my daughter, Brianne asked him what it was
Jim: It's a boot.
Bri: Why are you wearing it?
Jim: I was bitten by an aligator.
Bri: Why are you wearing that?
Jim: To keep the aligator from biting me again.
Bri: Oh, why don't you wear one on the other foot?
She's smart!